Yogi Berra’s Funny Quotes
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Loading ...A quotations site is incomplete without quotess by Yogi Berra. His quotes are so famous, and funny, that they are called Yogiism.
Here are a few of my favorite Yogiisms or Yogi Berra Quotes:
“When asked into how many pieces he wanted his pizza cut, he said: “Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.”
“In baseball, you don’t know nothing. ”
“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
“It’s like deja vu all over again.”
“I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.”
“Yeah, but we’re making great time!” — In reply to “Hey Yogi, I think we’re lost.”
“Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.” And only Yogi could have said somehing like this.
“You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. ”
“We made too many wrong mistakes. ”
“The only color I don’t have is navy brown. ”
“You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough in the second half you give what’s left.”
“It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it. ”
“If you come to a fork in the road, take it. ”
“I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question. ”
“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious. ”
“If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him. ”
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”
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