Quotes and Sayings for your T Shirts
“I am busy! You are Ugly! Have a Nice day!”
“What are you staring at?”
“To be honest, I never liked you much anyway!”
“Take my Advice, I don’t use it anyway!”
“This Ain’t a Beer Belly, This is a fuel Tank for a Sex Machine!”
Now this dead funny ” HEADS you give me some tail, TAILS you give me some head!”
“I used to drink a lot; I still do, but I used to, too!”
“IF YOU TRY TO FAIL AND SUCCEED WHICH HAVE YOU DONE ”
“EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID you are abusing your privileges ”
“Objects in t-shirt are LARGER than they appear ”
Another of my favorite, ” I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works ”
“I am too sexy for my hair, thats why it is not there ” 
IT’S A KILT!
If I wore something under it, then it would be a Skirt!
Written right across the Boobs, ” I wish these were brains”
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOG: A geek Quote!
“I DO WHAT THE VOICES IN MY PANTS TELL ME TO DO”
I know im beautiful but stop imagining me naked
smile.
if you want me.
but im hot for you