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		<title>Retirement Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting my favorite collection of retirement quotes with this funny quote by
Groucho Marx
A man&#8217;s only as old as the woman he feels.

&#8220;Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.&#8221;
~ Seneca
&#8220;Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don?&#8364;&#8482;t mind ?&#8364;? it doesn?&#8364;&#8482;t matter&#8221;
~Mark Twain
&#8220;Don&#8217;t play too much golf.  Two rounds [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Starting my favorite collection of retirement quotes with this funny quote by<br />
Groucho Marx</p>
<blockquote><p>A man&#8217;s only as old as the woman he feels.
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<p>&#8220;Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.&#8221;<br />
~ Seneca</p>
<p>&#8220;Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don?&#8364;&#8482;t mind ?&#8364;? it doesn?&#8364;&#8482;t matter&#8221;<br />
~Mark Twain</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t play too much golf.  Two rounds a day are plenty.&#8221;<br />
~Harry Vardon</p>
<p>&#8220;For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.&#8221;<br />
~John Sharp Williams</p>
<p>&#8220;Retirement is wonderful. It&#8217;s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.&#8221;<br />
~Gene Perret</p>
<p>&#8220;Retirement may be an ending, a closing, but it is also a new beginning.&#8221;<br />
~Catherine Pulsifer</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t feel old. I don&#8217;t feel anything until noon. Then it&#8217;s time for my nap.&#8221;<br />
~Bob Hope</p>
<p>?&#8364;&#339;Don&#8217;t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.?&#8364;<br />
~ Harry Emerson Fosdick</p>
<p>&#8220;Welfare is not a retirement plan&#8221;<br />
~ Unknown</p>
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<p>O, blest retirement! friend to life&#8217;s decline -<br />
How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,<br />
A youth of labor with an age of ease!<br />
~Oliver Goldsmith</p></blockquote>
<p>?&#8364;&#339;There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.?&#8364;<br />
~ Robert Half</p>
<p>&#8220;Retirement:  That&#8217;s when you return from work one day and say, &#8220;Hi, Honey, I&#8217;m home &#8211; forever.&#8221;  ~Gene Perret</p>
<p>&#8220;When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. &#8221;<br />
 ~R.C. Sherriff</p>
<p>&#8220;I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul.&#8221;<br />
~Douglas MacArthur</p>
<p>&#8220;Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. &#8221;<br />
~Malcolm Forbes</p>


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		<title>Lawyer Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 05:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a compilation of some lawyer quotes and sayings. Lawyers are hated, but are a necessary evil. We have jokes and quotes on lawyers, but we can&#8217;t avoid them. We have to go to a lawyer, in our bad times. And they are the ones who saves your skin, at least one of yours. [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have a compilation of some <strong>lawyer quotes</strong> and sayings. Lawyers are hated, but are a necessary evil. We have jokes and quotes on lawyers, but we can&#8217;t avoid them. We have to go to a lawyer, in our bad times. And they are the ones who saves your skin, at least one of yours. Problem is they skin the other one:</p>
<p>&#8220;A lawyer saves one yours&#8217; skin, and skin the others&#8217; &#8221;<br />
~Sound of life. We made it up:)</p>
<p>&#8220;Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession.&#8221;<br />
~Anonymous</p>
<p>A similar one, &#8220;Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers&#8221;<br />
~Elbert Hubbard</p>
<p>&#8220;Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.&#8221;<br />
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.</p>
<p>&#8220;A lawyer&#8217;s time and advice are his stock in trade&#8221;<br />
~Abraham Lincoln</p>
<p>&#8220;It is better to be a mouse in a cat&#8217;s mouth than a man in a lawyer&#8217;s hands&#8221;<br />
~ Spanish Proverb</p>
<p>One more proverb, &#8220;When two dogs fight for a bone, and the third runs off with it, there&#8217;s a lawyer among the dogs.&#8221;<br />
~German Proverb</p>
<p>&#8220;The good lawyer is the great salesman.&#8221;<br />
~Janet Reno</p>
<p>&#8220;A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth&#8221;<br />
~Patrick Murray</p>
<p>&#8220;Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can&#8217;t get you off.&#8221;<br />
~Bill Veeck (More <a href="http://www.soundoflife.net/baseball-quotes/ ">Baseball quotes</a>)</p>
<p>&#8220;A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.&#8217;<br />
~ Mario Puzo, from the God Father</p>
<p>&#8220;A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table&#8221;<br />
~Jean Kerr</p>
<p>&#8220;Divorce is a game played by lawyers.&#8221;<br />
~Cary Grant (More <a href="http://www.soundoflife.net/divorce-quotes/ ">divorce quotes</a>)</p>
<p>&#8220;Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.&#8221;<br />
~Franklin P. Jones</p>
<p>&#8220;Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.&#8221;<br />
~Will Rogers.</p>
<p>&#8220;A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5, and ends giving $5 worth for $500.&#8221;<br />
~Benjamin H. Brewster</p>
<p>&#8220;Law students are trained in the case method, and to the lawyer everything in life looks like a case.&#8221;<br />
~Edward Packard, Jr.</p>
<p>&#8220;He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.&#8221;<br />
~Charles Lamb</p>
<p>&#8220;A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from you enemies and keeps it to himself.&#8221;<br />
~Henry Bougham</p>
<p>&#8220;A man without money needs no more fear a crowd of lawyers than a crowd of pickpockets&#8221;<br />
~R. Rinkle</p>
<p>&#8220;Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same&#8221;<br />
~Benjamin Franklin</p>
<p>&#8220;Law is not a profession at all, but rather a business service station and repair ship.&#8221;<br />
~Adlai Stevenson</p>
<p>&#8220;The first thing we do, let&#8217;s kill all the lawyers.&#8221;<br />
~William Shakespeare</p>
<p>And the ultimate lawyer quote is<br />
&#8220;America is the paradise of lawyers.&#8221;<br />
~David J. Brewer</p>
<p>Add your own quotes below&#8230;</p>


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		<title>Army Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;War alone brings up to their highest tension all human energies and imposes
the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it.&#8221;
&#8220;A man&#8217;s worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions.&#8221;
&#8220;Should the enemy strengthen his van, he will weaken his rear; should he strengthen his rear, he will weaken [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;War alone brings up to their highest tension all human energies and imposes<br />
the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A man&#8217;s worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Should the enemy strengthen his van, he will weaken his rear; should he strengthen his rear, he will weaken his van; should he strengthen his left, he will weaken his right; should he strengthen his right, he will weaken his left. If he sends reinforcements everywhere, he will everywhere be weak.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;War is cruelty. There&#8217;s no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. &#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It was 1943. The U.S. had already entered World War II, so I decided to join the army.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Soldiers usually win the battles and generals get the credit for them. &#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. &#8220;</p>


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