“I don’t know if I can live on my income or not – the government won’t let me try it. ”
~Bob Thaves

“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.”
~A.A. Latimer

“Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.”
~ Josh Billings , or that is what we thought for quite sometime until recently??

“The ‘private sector’ of the economy is, in fact, the voluntary sector; and the ‘public sector’ is, in fact, the coercive sector”
~Henry Hazlitt

“It isn’t so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going. ”
~Groucho Marx

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
~Earl Wilson, and I am sure we have missed our share.. Damn the economy..

“The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of teo per cent of the world’s population.”
~Bill Bryson

“Inflation is taxation without legislation.”
~Milton Friedman

“I’ve got to be careful I don’t overcheerlead on this economy”
~George Bush …Oh You did just that and when we were about to cum, you just strangled us.

“Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.”
~Gina Rothfels

“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”
~Bob Dylan

“The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.”
~ Bill Bryson

“He who does not economize will have to agonize.”
~Confucius

“In art economy is always beauty.”
~ Henry James

“Politicians say they’re beefing up our economy. Most don’t know beef from pork.”
~Harold Lowman

“An economy hampered by restrictive tax rates will never produce enough revenue to balance our budget, just as it will never produce enough jobs or enough profits”
~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy

“The gap in our economy is between what we have and what we think we ought to have – and that is a moral problem, not an economic one.”
~ Paul Heyne

“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion. ”
~George Bernard Shaw

“President Bush said it’s now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished.”
~ Jay Leno

“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
~Frank Hubbard

“If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.”
~ George W. Bush

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
~Woody Allen

“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it”
~ Ronald Reagan

“Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ”
~Author Unknown, because now we max out out card and then use the next credit card

“Forgiveness is the economy of the heart… forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.”
~ Hannah Moore

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life. ~Theodore Roosevelt

We have some Debt Quotes too.

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Maybe I will wait out foor a few more months before i buy a new house, and I will have a really big house warmimg.

On that note, on one side there might be lots of houses going for sale, and it would be a good opportunity for first time buyers if you do have a good steady job. And that means people will not be buying it for speculation or investment but for living in it, and which should be the case anyway.

So expect many housewarming parties to come.
And it would be nice if you can write some nice Housewarming Quotes in case you plan on giving a Greeting card or some gift where you can engrave the Housewarming Quote.
“Where thou art – that – is Home.”
~Emily Dickinson

“A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless. ”
~May Sarton

“It’s really the cat’s house – we just pay the mortgage.”
~Author Unknown

“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
~Frank McKinney Hubbard

“Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.”
~Unknown

“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.” ~ James Dent

“A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. ”
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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1. Christmas Tree Quotes

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”

“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.”

“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”

“Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.”

“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.”

“People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.”

“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”

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“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”

“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present”

“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet. ”

“Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’. ”

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”

“A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.”

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”

“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”

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Here are are some wedding quotes we can use to write in wedding gift cards.

“Marriage is the mother of the world and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities, and churches, and heaven itself. ”

Friedrich Nietzsche said it best when he said, “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

“Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.”

“The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. ”
~Peter Devries

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown

“We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love. ”
~Gene Perret

“Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that. ”
~Michael Leunig

“One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. ”

“You were born together, and together you shall be for evermore….but let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.”
~ Kahlil Gibran

“If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.”

“Hail, wedded love, mysterious law; true source of human happiness.”

“A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness.”
~Dean Stanley

“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.”

“There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage”

“Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought. ”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”

“One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.”
~ Honore de Balzac

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