“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”
“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.”
“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”
“Don’t expect too much of [...]
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has [...]
“Marriage is the mother of the world and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities, and churches, and heaven itself. ”
Friedrich Nietzsche said it best when he said, “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
“Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.”
“One [...]