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Quotes about economy and recession

Here are some quotes on economy and the recession in general. It is apt, don’t you think.. I never ever imagined that we would see such a day.. sigh!!!!
“I don’t know if I can live on my income or not – the government won’t let me try it. ”
~Bob Thaves
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your [...]

House Warming Quotes

Some Housewarming I had.
I didn’t buy the house, i just moved in to a new rental one. I am not quite sure the real estate prices are cheapest yet.
Maybe I will wait out foor a few more months before i buy a new house, and I will have a really big house warmimg.
On that [...]

Humorous Christmas Quotes

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”
“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.”
“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”
“Don’t expect too much of [...]

Funny Christmas Quotes

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has [...]

Wedding Quotes

Isn’t this the wedding season?
But then when was it that wasn’t good for wedding, at least for the guests eh!
Here are are some wedding quotes we can use to write in wedding gift cards.
“Marriage is the mother of the world and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities, and churches, and heaven itself. ”
Friedrich Nietzsche said it [...]