Love Quotes and Sayings

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s stories and trivia have never stopped amusing me. Such was her wit, and she was a looker too.
Some famous quotes and one liners by Zsa Zsa Gabor.
“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“Macho does not prove mucho.”
“A man in love is incomplete [...]

We have a small collection of funny love quotes.
P. L. Berger had a scientific angle to love:
In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
Confucius was a great thinker, and this is what he to about love:
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its [...]

I found this quote very funny,
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? “~
Milton Berle
“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.”
“I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
~Loretta Lynn
And this one [...]

“He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.”
Words of Wisdom
“I am not bound to please thee with my answers.”
And we keep worrying what others might think!
“I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is [...]