Love Quotes and Sayings

I found this quote very funny,
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? “~
Milton Berle
“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.”
“I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
~Loretta Lynn
And this one [...]

“He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.”
Words of Wisdom
“I am not bound to please thee with my answers.”
And we keep worrying what others might think!
“I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is [...]