Love Quotes and Sayings

“War alone brings up to their highest tension all human energies and imposes
the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it.”
“A man’s worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions.”
“Should the enemy strengthen his van, he will weaken his rear; should he strengthen his rear, he will weaken [...]

Here are some funny Alcohol quotes that alcoholics and teetotalers would love alike.
“It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ”
“I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ”
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ”
~Henny [...]

Birthdays are a time of celebration. You tend to forget your birthday, and when your friends and loved ones remembers it, you get a joy profound.
And yet, for some, birthdays mean one more year older, and who wants to get older anyway. We just want to stay young all our live. And since aging has [...]

Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
“Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side ”
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it
God gave you [...]

This is my favorite funny quote
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
A little Macabre, but this grandfather quote is also a good one..
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..
Another eerie quote .. I don’t like [...]

Today is september 19th, the International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD). ITLAPD is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur and Mark Summers , of the United States, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.Ahoy Mate! The date was selected [...]

A very old saying, “Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.”
“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive [...]

Are blondes dumb or what ? “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” said a famous blonde.
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.”
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain [...]

“Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.”
“Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.”
Women sure would love to read this one: “Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ”
Marlyn Monroe said, “I dont mind living in a [...]

Here is a collection of Short Funny Quotes that I found funny. I hope you will find them interesting. You are welcome to add your quotes in the comment.
This is a a funny one.. “Thank God I’m an atheist.”
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” I am glad my Mom [...]