Today is september 19th, the International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD). ITLAPD is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur and Mark Summers , of the United States, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.Ahoy Mate! The date was selected [...]
A very old saying, “Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.”
“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive [...]
Are blondes dumb or what ? “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” said a famous blonde.
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.”
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types [...]
“Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.”
“Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.”
Women sure would love to read this one: “Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ”
Marlyn Monroe said, “I dont mind living in a [...]
Here is a collection of Short Funny Quotes that I found funny. I hope you will find them interesting. You are welcome to add your quotes in the comment.
This is a a funny one.. “Thank God I’m an atheist.”
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” I am glad my Mom [...]
Some famous quotes and one liners by Zsa Zsa gabor.
“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“Macho does not prove mucho.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
“I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?”
“You [...]
We have a small collection of funny love quotes.
P. L. Berger had a scientific angle to love:
In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
Confucius was a great thinker, and this is what he to about love:
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its [...]
I found this quote very funny,
“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.”
And this one too, “If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma. ”
“The worst [...]
“He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.”
Words of Wisdom
“I am not bound to please thee with my answers.”
And we keep worrying what others might think!
“I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is [...]