Love Quotes and Sayings

A quotations site is incomplete without quotess by Yogi Berra. His quotes are so famous, and funny, that they are called Yogiism.
Here are a few of my favorite Yogiisms or Yogi Berra Quotes:
“When asked into how many pieces he wanted his pizza cut, he said: “Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.”
“In baseball, you [...]

Happy New Year to you all!
Some Interesting quotes on new year for you
“A new year is unfolding ?€“ like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.”
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn Similar quotes can [...]

Some Sarcastic Quotes for fun.
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“You have delighted us long enough.”
~ Jane Austen
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
“I would like to live in [...]

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”
“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.”
“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”
“Don’t expect too much of [...]

With the festival coming near, here are some Funny Christmas Sayings and Quotes to send your friends.
” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Here is a funny Christmas Quote by W.J. Cameron:
“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”
By Katharine Whitehorn, who said a very true reality [...]

Here is a collection of Insults Quotes and Sayings.
Now some real quote to insult some one
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
~Simon Cowell
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.”
~Johannes Brahms
” I’ve had a wonderful evening – [...]

Don’t think Arnold can be a cold turkey. He can be quite humorous at times, like when he said,
“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”
And I specially found this quote funny “Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving.”
“Thanksgiving is so called because [...]

We have compiled a list of age quotes and sayings for you!
This is my favorite age quote and let me start with this,
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~Mark Twain
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the [...]

Friedrich Nietzsche left a lot of wisdom on the human psyche and some of his sayings are downright witty.
Trained as a philologist, Nietzsche was a megalomaniacal philosopher of culture who intended to end metaphysics, transform Western intellectual life, and deconstruct Christianity (perhaps through personally supplanting Jesus Christ in the West). His penetrating psychological and cultural [...]

“I am busy! You are Ugly! Have a Nice day!”
“What are you staring at?”
“To be honest, I never liked you much anyway!”
“Take my Advice, I don’t use it anyway!”
“This Ain’t a Beer Belly, This is a fuel Tank for a Sex Machine!”
Now this dead funny ” HEADS you give me some tail, TAILS you give [...]