Here is a collection of Insults Quotes and Sayings.
Now some real quote to insult some one
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
~Simon Cowell
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.”
~Johannes Brahms
” I’ve had a wonderful evening - but [...]
Don’t think Arnold can be a cold turkey. He can be quite humorous at times, like when he said,
“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”
And I specially found this quote funny “Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.”
“Thanksgiving is so called because [...]
We have compiled a list of age quotes and sayings for you!
This is my favorite age quote and let me start with this,
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~Mark Twain
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the [...]
Friedrich Nietzsche left a lot of wisdom on the human psyche and some of his sayings are downright witty.
Trained as a philologist, Nietzsche was a megalomaniacal philosopher of culture who intended to end metaphysics, transform Western intellectual life, and deconstruct Christianity (perhaps through personally supplanting Jesus Christ in the West). His penetrating psychological and cultural [...]
“I am busy! You are Ugly! Have a Nice day!”
“What are you staring at?”
“To be honest, I never liked you much anyway!”
“Take my Advice, I don’t use it anyway!”
“This Ain’t a Beer Belly, This is a fuel Tank for a Sex Machine!”
Now this dead funny ” HEADS you give me some tail, TAILS you give [...]
“War alone brings up to their highest tension all human energies and imposes
the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it.”
“A man’s worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions.”
“Should the enemy strengthen his van, he will weaken his rear; should he strengthen his rear, he will weaken [...]
“It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ”
“I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.”
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, [...]
Birthdays are a time of celebration. You tend to forget your birthday, and when your friends and loved ones remembers it, you get a joy profound.
And yet, for some, birthdays mean one more year older, and who wants to get older anyway. We just want to stay young all our live. And since aging has [...]
Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
“Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side ”
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it
God gave you [...]
This is my favorite funny quote
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
A little Macabre, but this grandfather quote is also a good one..
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..
Another eerie quote .. I don’t like [...]