Enjoy the rest of the charm quotes..

“Charm” – which means the power to effect work without employing brute force – is indispensable to women. Charm is a woman’s strength just as strength is a man’s charm.”
~Havelock Ellis

“A plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm. ”
~Edgar Saltus

“There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.”
~ John Erskine

“Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. ”
~Oliver Herford

“Charm is a glow within a woman that casts a most becoming light on others.”
~ John Mason Brown- This is my favorite charm quote

“I am bewitched with the rogue’s company. If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him, I’ll be hanged.”
~William Shakespeare

“Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.”
~Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

“There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament.”
~Henry Van Dyke

“I’m convinced that it’s energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.”
~Judith Krantz

“Music hath charm to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.”
~William Congreve

“The horror no less than the charm of real life consists precisely in the recurrent actualization of the inconceivable”
~Aldous Huxley

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
~Oscar Wilde

There are charms made only for distant admiration.
~Samuel Johnson

All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
~Cyril Connolly

“The charm, one might say the genius of memory, is that it is choosy, chancy, and temperamental: it rejects the edifying cathedral and indelibly photographs the small boy outside, chewing a hunk of melon in the dust”
~Elizabeth Bowen

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans

Religion is just mind control.

The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Isn?€™t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ?€œpractice?€?

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“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
~Kin Hubbard

“He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.”
~Thomas Fuller

“What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother.”
~Phyllis Schlafly

“A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.”
~Charles Reade

“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him…”
~Oscar Wilde

“No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.”
~ Harold Macmillan

“When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.”
~Molly McGee

“The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.”
~ W. C. Fields

“Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!’ And if you were my wife, I would drink it!”

And a funny one
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
~ Unknown Author
~Winston Churchill

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This is my favorite Irish Drinking Quote, actually a Toasts,

“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!”

And here is a drinking love quote, “But the greatest love–the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother… Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”
~Alex Levine

“Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.”
~Oscar Wilde

When we drink, we get drunk.
“When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!”
~Unknown

“A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig. ”

“God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world!”
~ Unknown

“I wouldn?€™t be here if it wasn?€™t for my Mum. I know I’ve got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover. ”
~Noel Gallagher

“There is no beer in heaven, That?€™s why we drink ours here. ”
~ Unknown

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.
~William Butler Yeats

“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
~Oscar Wilde

“What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.”
~Unknown

“He’d step over ten naked women to get at a pint.”

“It’s the first drop that destroys you; there’s no harm at all in the last.”

“The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.”

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We all have had our share of embarrassing moments.
This collection of Embarrassment Quotes is to look back at those moments and share a smile by looking at what famous people had to say about embarrassments.

“The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.”
~ Douglas Engelbart

“Some people play very, very well just so they won’t get embarrassed.”
~ Lynn Swann

“Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.”
~Tony Benn

“There’s a blush for won t, and a blush for shan’t, and a blush for having done it: There’s a blush for thought and a blush for naught, and a blush for just begun it.”
~John Keats

“I hope for the day when everyone can speak again of God without embarrassment.”
~Paul Tillich

“But that intimacy of mutual embarrassment, in which each feels that the other is feeling something, having once existed, its effect is not to be done away with.”
~George Eliot

“We never forgive those who make us blush.”
~Jean-Francois De La Harpe

“He scratched his ear, the infallible resource to which embarrassed people have recourse.”
~Byron, Lord

“Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disenfranchised. No barrier of the senses shuts me out from the sweet, gracious discourses of my book friends. They talk to me without embarrassment or awkwardness.”
~ Helen Keller

“Other relaxations are peculiar to certain times, places and stages of life, but the study of letters is the nourishment of our youth, and the joy of our old age. They throw an additional splendor on prosperity, and are the resource and consolation of adversity; they delight at home, and are no embarrassment abroad; in short, they are company to us at night, our fellow travelers on a journey, and attendants in our rural recesses.”
~Marcus Tullius Cicero

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“A lawyer saves one yours’ skin, and skin the others’ ”
~Sound of life. We made it up:)

“Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession.”
~Anonymous

A similar one, “Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers”
~Elbert Hubbard

“Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.”
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

“A lawyer’s time and advice are his stock in trade”
~Abraham Lincoln

“It is better to be a mouse in a cat’s mouth than a man in a lawyer’s hands”
~ Spanish Proverb

One more proverb, “When two dogs fight for a bone, and the third runs off with it, there’s a lawyer among the dogs.”
~German Proverb

“The good lawyer is the great salesman.”
~Janet Reno

“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth”
~Patrick Murray

“Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.”
~Bill Veeck (More Baseball quotes)

“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.’
~ Mario Puzo, from the God Father

“A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table”
~Jean Kerr

“Divorce is a game played by lawyers.”
~Cary Grant (More divorce quotes)

“Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.”
~Franklin P. Jones

“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.”
~Will Rogers.

“A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5, and ends giving $5 worth for $500.”
~Benjamin H. Brewster

“Law students are trained in the case method, and to the lawyer everything in life looks like a case.”
~Edward Packard, Jr.

“He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.”
~Charles Lamb

“A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from you enemies and keeps it to himself.”
~Henry Bougham

“A man without money needs no more fear a crowd of lawyers than a crowd of pickpockets”
~R. Rinkle

“Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same”
~Benjamin Franklin

“Law is not a profession at all, but rather a business service station and repair ship.”
~Adlai Stevenson

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
~William Shakespeare

And the ultimate lawyer quote is
“America is the paradise of lawyers.”
~David J. Brewer

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We have collected many types of love quotes and this are some of the funny quotes about love, mostly by famous people.

“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”~ Woody Allen

” A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” ~Samuel Johnson

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” ~Melanie Clark

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” ~Woodrow Wyatt

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” ~Rita Rudner

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.” ~Rodney Dangerfield

“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.” ~Josh Billings

“Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.” ~H. L. Mencken

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” ~Ambrose Bierce

“Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” ~Oscar Wilde

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“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear” ~Mark Twain

“Absence from whom we love is worse than death.~” William Cowper

“Ever absent, ever near; Still I see thee, still I hear; Yet I cannot reach thee, dear!”~ Francis Kazincy

“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.” ~ Ambrose Redmoon

“Absence is to love what wind is to a fire; it puts out the little, it kindles the great.”~ Roger de Bussy-Rabutin

“Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow’s dark array,– Days of absence, I am weary; She I love is far away.”~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau

“Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.”~ Lord George Gordon Noel Byron

“Absence from those we love is self from self – a deadly banishment.”~ William Shakespeare

“Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, but it sure heats up the blood.” ~ Elizabeth Ashley

” Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Isle of Beauty, Fare thee well!”~Thomas Haynes Bayly

“Absence, that common cure of love.”~ Miguel de Cervantes (or was it Lord Byron?)

“All days are nights to see till I see thee, And nights bright days when dreams do show thee to me.”~ William Shakespeare

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Here are a few of my favorite Yogiisms or Yogi Berra Quotes:

“When asked into how many pieces he wanted his pizza cut, he said: “Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.”

“In baseball, you don’t know nothing. ”

“The future ain’t what it used to be.”

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

“It’s like deja vu all over again.”

“I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.”

“Yeah, but we’re making great time!” — In reply to “Hey Yogi, I think we’re lost.”

“Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.” And only Yogi could have said somehing like this.

“You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. ”

“We made too many wrong mistakes. ”

“The only color I don’t have is navy brown. ”

“You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough in the second half you give what’s left.”

“It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it. ”

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it. ”

“I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question. ”

“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious. ”

“If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him. ”

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”

“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”

Do Add more of your favorite Yogi Berra Quotes below..

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Happy New Year to you all!
Some Interesting quotes on new year for you

“A new year is unfolding ?€“ like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.”

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn Similar quotes can be found on the birthday quotes post.

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.” ~Jay Leno

“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.” ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan’s New Year Quote

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain

“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” ~James Agate

“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.” ~Brooks Atkinson

“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language and next year’s words await another voice.” ~T.S. Eliot’s New year Quote

“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” ~ William Thomas’s new year saying

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. ~Andre Gide

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