This is my favorite Irish Drinking Quote, actually a Toasts,
“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!”
And here is a drinking love quote, “But the greatest love–the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother… Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”
“Only Irish coffee [...]
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We all have had our share of embarrassing moments.
This collection of Embarrassment Quotes is to look back at those moments and share a smile by looking at what famous people had to say about embarrassments.
“The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.”
~ Douglas Engelbart
“Some people play [...]
We have a compilation of some lawyer quotes and sayings. Lawyers are hated, but are a necessary evil. We have jokes and quotes on lawyers, but we can’t avoid them. We have to go to a lawyer, in our bad times. And they are the ones who saves your skin, at least one of yours. [...]
We also have some funny love quotes.
We have collected many types of love quotes and this are some of the funny quotes about love, mostly by famous people.
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”~ Woody Allen
” A man is incomplete until he is married. After [...]
A collection of quotes on absence, that I like.
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear” ~Mark Twain
“Absence from whom we love is worse than death.~” William Cowper
“Ever absent, ever near; Still I see thee, still I hear; Yet I cannot reach thee, dear!”~ Francis Kazincy
“Courage is not the absence [...]
A quotations site is incomplete without quotess by Yogi Berra. His quotes are so famous, and funny, that they are called Yogiism.
Here are a few of my favorite Yogiisms:
“When asked into how many pieces he wanted his pizza cut, he said: “Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.”
“In baseball, you don’t know nothing. ”
“The [...]
Happy New Year to you all!
Some Interesting quotes on new year for you
“A new year is unfolding – like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.”
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn Similar quotes can [...]
Some Sarcastic Quotes for fun.
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“You have delighted us long enough.”
~ Jane Austen
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
“I would like to live in [...]
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”
“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.”
“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”
“Don’t expect too much of [...]
” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Here is a funny Christmas Quote by W.J. Cameron:
“There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.”
By Katharine Whitehorn, who said a very true reality of what christmas has become, that “From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not [...]