Love Quotes and Sayings

Looking back to the early 20th century, it is amazing to see how what we found funny then is not so funny now!
Groucho Marx: “A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke.” When asked if he preferred women or cigars the most, this famous comedian made plain his preference.
Spike [...]

Love perplexes many of us, a lot of the time. Here are some of the best quotes about love that make us laugh and sometimes cry with laughter!
Chris Rock: “If you haven’t contemplated murder, you haven’t ever been in love!” Pointing out the extreme emotions love can make you feel.
Chris Rock: “For both people to [...]

“Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.”
~This saying about charm by Albert Camus sums up what charm actually.
Enjoy the rest of the charm quotes..
“Charm” – which means the power to effect work without employing brute force – is indispensable to women. Charm is a woman’s strength just as [...]

I was never a Fan of George Carlin, but here are some of his quotes that I could digest.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
If you can’t beat [...]

My favorite sayings on this topis is “A good wife makes a good husband”
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
~Kin Hubbard
“He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.”
~Thomas Fuller
“What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home [...]

This is my favorite Irish Drinking Quote, actually a Toasts,
“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!”
And here is a drinking love quote, “But the greatest love–the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother… Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”
“Only Irish [...]

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We all have had our share of embarrassing moments.
This collection of Embarrassment Quotes is to look back at those moments and share a smile by looking at what famous people had to say about embarrassments.
“The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.”
~ Douglas Engelbart
“Some people play [...]

We have a compilation of some lawyer quotes and sayings. Lawyers are hated, but are a necessary evil. We have jokes and quotes on lawyers, but we can’t avoid them. We have to go to a lawyer, in our bad times. And they are the ones who saves your skin, at least one of yours. [...]

We also have some funny love quotes continued from these funny quotes..
We have collected many types of love quotes and this are some of the funny quotes about love, mostly by famous people.
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”~ Woody Allen
” A man is incomplete [...]

A collection of quotes on absence, that I like.
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear” ~Mark Twain
“Absence from whom we love is worse than death.~” William Cowper
“Ever absent, ever near; Still I see thee, still I hear; Yet I cannot reach thee, dear!”~ Francis Kazincy
“Courage is not the absence [...]