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Funny Christmas Sayings

With the festival coming near, here are some Funny Christmas Sayings and Quotes to send your friends.
” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Here is a funny Christmas Quote by W.J. Cameron:
“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”
By Katharine Whitehorn, who said a very true reality [...]

Christmas Tree Quotes

“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”
“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”
“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’.”
“Before the ice is in the pools,
Before the skaters [...]

Famous Christmas Quotes

Some famous Christmas Quotes
“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.”
“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries. ”
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
“A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner. “I don’t like the turkey, but [...]

Funny Christmas Quotes

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has [...]