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Childhood Quotes

admin — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:58:20 +0000

Some of our favorite quotes about childhood.

There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favorite book.
~ Marcel Proust

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
~Carl Jung

Teach your child to hold his tongue, He’ll learn fast enough to speak.
~Benjamin Franklin

Do not mistake a child for his symptom.
~ Erik Erikson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
~Fred Astaire

Childhood is a short season.
~Helen Hayes

What children expect from grownups is not to be ‘understood’, but only to be loved, even though this love may be expressed clumsily or in sternness. Intimacy does not exist between generations – only trust.
~Carl Zucker

Beat your child once a day. If you don’t know why, he does.
~Chinese proverb

Childhood is a promise that is never kept.
~Ken Hill

Here are some more Children quotes and some Funny Baby quotes.

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Children Quotes

admin — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:22:49 +0000

Children can be such a joy to be with. I have always been fond of children, and watching them grow, evolve and learn is one of the best way to spend my spare time, and unwind.

Some people think children are evil, well, some kids are incorrigible, and they are still cute in their devilish ways.

Here is a small compilation of my favorite Children quotes.
Do comment on them or add your own children quotes.

“Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk.” ~Carl Jung

“If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.”~ George Bernard Shaw
Listen to what George Bernard shaw said you Adults!

This one is quite funny, ” We’ve had bad luck with our kids – they’ve all grown up.” ~Christopher Morley
Don’t you wish that kids remain kids always and be a bundle of joy that they are.

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“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” ~ James Baldwin
So we must not teach them by telling but by setting examples. It is your actions that they will learn from and not what you speak. Who wants to listen to advice anyway?

“A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.” ~Carl Sandburg

Isn’t it so true. We should not love children only when they deserve it. We should love then all the time. “Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.” ~Harold Hulbert

“Children make you want to start life over.” ~Muhammad Ali
Oh yes. Couldn’t have stated it better. We see children and we don’t want to grow up ever. A life so pure and innocent of all the thing that the world have become.. Of animals and plants, and dreams and super heroes.. and demons at night and calling out for mom.

“What is a home without children? Quiet. ” ~Henny Youngman
Oh yes, it is children that makes up a home, loud and noisy and sweetly irritating..

“Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.”~ Anne Frank
I hear I hear! Which is quite true.. Why else would two children born of the same parents be different, and there are many. But we always blame the parents, though we go short in giving credit.

Baby Quotes

admin — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:43:04 +0000

Let us start with this funny quote by famous American Humorist Kin Hubbard who said, “The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing”

“There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.”

“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.”

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”

“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”

“Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.”

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Babies can be a bother also, though sweet all the same, as Mark twain puts it:

“A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.”

And as another author puts it , ” Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.”

“A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.”

I found this baby quote quite funny, “If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ”

And as spiritualist Deepak Chopra puts it, ” It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.”

“A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.”

Whoever said that to err is human, the baby quote of that should be “To heir is human.”

“A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase”

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And who can ignore the innocent beauty of a child, and as mark twain rightly puts it,
“A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.”

“On a slightly negative note, “A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ”

To give a more positive side, How about this, “Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy. ”

But the best baby quote I ever came across is, ” Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.”

On a slightly humorous note, “I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. ”

But raising a child can be very taxing too, how better than to put it this way, “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” This is one weary baby saying.

“Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ” ~P.J. O’Rourke

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Funny Baby Quotes

admin — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:47:11 +0000

I found this quote very funny,

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? “~
Milton Berle

“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.”

“I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
~Loretta Lynn

And this one too, “If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma. ”

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”

Who would have expected this from Brad Pitt, “Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.” I mean he can be that funny in real life.

“No one likes change but babies in diapers.”
~Barbara Johnson

And if it is not your baby, you can’t understand them much “My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

And even Matthew Broderick had a very funny quote on babies, “Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”

And the funniest of them all, ” If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”

A hare meeting a lioness one day said reproachfully, “I have always a great number of children, while you have but one or two now and then.”
The lioness replied, “It is true, but my one child is a lion.”

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”
~Fran Lebowitz

“Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.”
~Plato

“A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.”
~ Author Unknown

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful.”
~Charles Osgood

“There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.”
~ Winston Churchill

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ”
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“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.” ~ Marshall McLuhan

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