Marriage Quotes and sayings
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“The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.” – Oscar Wilde
Famous playwright who believed you should not look too closely at your partner’s faults.
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” – Benjamin Franklin
American president who thought tolerance was the key to a successful marriage.
“Only choose in a marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.” – Joseph Joubert
Wise advice if you ever want to discuss anything important.
Never strike your wife – not even with a flower – Hindu proverb.
Men should never argue with their wives, not even a little bit!
“Always get married early in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” – Mickey Rooney
American actor who married eight women and was never short of offers.
“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble.” – Raymond Hull
Canadian writer who believed in keeping a part of yourself to yourself at all times.
“I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx
American comedian whose three marriages all ended in divorce.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake – American proverb
After marriage your life expectancy is reduced.
“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.” – James H Boren
New York Times journalist and political commentator who had a humanist view of marriage.
“Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.” – Billy Connelly
British comedian and long time, loyal married man.
“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.”
“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ” How about the groom ? 
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. ”
“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. “, but of course!
A comparison between marriage an bank accounts, “Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. ”
“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” be very very scared if you are a man!!
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ” This one is a very funny marriage quote.
“Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all two.” A sad marriage quote, sad for the mankind.
This one is a funny marriage quote that you can send your going-to-be-married-best-friend “Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent!”
This is a very true saying on marriage”The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.” A kid wants love between their parents than everything else.
” The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.” The lack of it thereof is the cause of all ruinations.
This is really true, and must be read again and again by every parent who fights. ” Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.”
I just love this, “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.”
This is a divorce saying “Divorce to like an amputation. Sometimes it’s necessary but it should be avoided if at all possible because it brings about a permanent disability.” but suited here too.
And we must always remember that ” Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.”
“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”
“Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.”
A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.
“There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?”
And Groucho Marx at his wittiest best with, “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
“I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one’s life, the foundation of happiness or misery.”
This one by Bertrand Russel puts a stark reality to the institution of marriage, his generalization notwithstanding “Marriage is for woman the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.”
And a sad truth, “Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.”
“Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.”
“I’m never going to get married again. Three strikes you’re out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison don’t I? I think you only get three.”
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Why are all these marriage quotes so negative? There are still many happy marriages out there, even in our corrupted society these days.
I agree there are good marriages. This is why there only a few happy ones out there because we have all made marriage a negative thing. Stupid.
Marriage is a great thing.. There are good times and bad times. It does take work to make it work. But if you look up the word LOVE, its an action word. Means you have to work at it. Like Marriage and Love they both take work, some days it easier than others, somedays you have to give more than you recieve. But what makes a good marriage Great is knowing that at the end of the day your with the one you LOVE!
marriage is great specially if you have found a very special someone that is beautiful both on the inside and outside.;:;
>its just started in a pretty joke of his dad ! i didnt expect better than that would actually happened.. he is a us navy and based in italy .. when he got home here in the phil.thats our first time to see each other .. simple smile to each other is g0od .. we dont talk that much.. after the night he stayed to my place..thats the time he got my number .. we used to text and talk !! after a few days.. we didnt see each other before goin back to italy
i thought that everything w0uld just end as simple as we started
but im wrong..nothing has changed.. until we got to knw each other well.. were in good relationship as bf/gf..and this is the most unexpected .. he wanted to get a fiance visa for me so we could together plus he bought an engagement ring for me !! i actually dont know what to do or to say !! this person is so sweet !!!!
marriage is one of the happiest moments that a person will experience in his/her life**~
its not that this website makes marriage so negative but if you are anything like the rest of the happily married people you would know that with good times come bad times. the only way for two people to get over their bad times is too look back on them and laugh together about it.
i feel like what me and u go through we are already married wit joy
***marriage is of course very sacred that is why both partners should give respect to each other -,,
An elderly British couple made love. Suddenly, the husband asked his wife:
- Darling, did I hurt you?
- No darling, why?
- But because you moved
I want a happy family but how???????
My husband is so stubborn he always get drunk and make a promise to quit smoking but nothings happen.
And now he has a grandson to his eldest daughter his attention was divided into 5 to his grandson, mother, to our 3 own sons.
I always expect but nothing from him like flowers & etc. in every occasion like birthday, wedding anniversary, valentines day.
i don’t have any idea what marriage is, until i got married with a man whom i really love..then i discovered marriage is full of adjectives and it completes your whole being…
I am married after having 3 years of affair with the person i love. But after marriage my life is a misery..The guy has completely changed and i did not expect him to be like this,…My end is Divorce for never to be married again
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