Marriage Quotes and sayings
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“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.”
“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ” How about the groom ? 
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. ”
“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. “, but of course!
A comparison between marriage an bank accounts, “Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. ”
“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” be very very scared if you are a man!!
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ” This one is a very funny marriage quote.
“Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all two.” A sad marriage quote, sad for the mankind.
This one is a funny marriage quote that you can send your going-to-be-married-best-friend “Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent!”
This is a very true saying on marriage”The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.” A kid wants love between their parents than everything else.
” The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.” The lack of it thereof is the cause of all ruinations.
This is really true, and must be read again and again by every parent who fights. ” Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.”
I just love this, “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.”
This is a divorce saying “Divorce to like an amputation. Sometimes it’s necessary but it should be avoided if at all possible because it brings about a permanent disability.” but suited here too.
And we must always remember that ” Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.”
“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”
“Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.”
A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.
“There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?”
And Groucho Marx at his wittiest best with, “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
“I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one’s life, the foundation of happiness or misery.”
This one by Bertrand Russel puts a stark reality to the institution of marriage, his generalization notwithstanding “Marriage is for woman the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.”
And a sad truth, “Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.”
“Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.”
“I’m never going to get married again. Three strikes you’re out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison don’t I? I think you only get three.”
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Why are all these marriage quotes so negative? There are still many happy marriages out there, even in our corrupted society these days.
I agree there are good marriages. This is why there only a few happy ones out there because we have all made marriage a negative thing. Stupid.
Marriage is a great thing.. There are good times and bad times. It does take work to make it work. But if you look up the word LOVE, its an action word. Means you have to work at it. Like Marriage and Love they both take work, some days it easier than others, somedays you have to give more than you recieve. But what makes a good marriage Great is knowing that at the end of the day your with the one you LOVE!