Love Quotes

This is my favorite Irish Drinking Quote, actually a Toasts,

“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!”

And here is a drinking love quote, “But the greatest love–the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother… Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”
~Alex Levine

“Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.”
~Oscar Wilde

When we drink, we get drunk.
“When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!”
~Unknown

“A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig. ”

“God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world!”
~ Unknown

“I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for my Mum. I know I’ve got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover. ”
~Noel Gallagher

“There is no beer in heaven, That’s why we drink ours here. ”
~ Unknown

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.
~William Butler Yeats

“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
~Oscar Wilde

“What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.”
~Unknown

“He’d step over ten naked women to get at a pint.”

“It’s the first drop that destroys you; there’s no harm at all in the last.”

“The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.”