Quotes and Sayings

Here is a collection of Insults Quotes and Sayings.

Now some real quote to insult some one
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
~Simon Cowell

“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.”
~Johannes Brahms

” I’ve had a wonderful evening - but this wasn’t it.”
~ Groucho Marx

“You’re the reason our kids are so ugly.”

“I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.”
~ Johnny Mercer

“Even rabbits insult an dead lion.”
~Proverb

“I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.”
~ Steven Pearl

But, please, don’t insult anybody seriously, some people can take it very seriously Here are some quotes about insulting someone..

How true this saying is,
” It’d be a terrific innovation if`you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.”
~Katharine Hepburn

Because you see, as Oscar Wilde puts it,
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.”

“If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.”

“There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble.”

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”

“The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.”

“It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.”

But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone”
~Arab Proverb

“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon. ”

“It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.”
~Annaeus Seneca

“A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.”

“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have to be nice anymore. ”

“I’m not that desperate and you’re not that lucky.”

“The most effective comeback to an insult is silence. ”

And always remember this,
“Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.”
~Cordell Hull

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