Insults Quotes
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Loading ...Here is a collection of Insults Quotes and Sayings.
Now some real quote to insult some one 
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
~Simon Cowell
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.”
~Johannes Brahms
” I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.”
~ Groucho Marx
“You’re the reason our kids are so ugly.”
“I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.”
~ Johnny Mercer
“Even rabbits insult an dead lion.”
~Proverb
“I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.”
~ Steven Pearl
But, please, don’t insult anybody seriously, some people can take it very seriously
Here are some quotes about insulting someone..
How true this saying is,
” It’d be a terrific innovation if`you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.”
~Katharine Hepburn
Because you see, as Oscar Wilde puts it,
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.”
“If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.”
“There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble.”
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
“The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.”
“It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.”
But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone”
~Arab Proverb
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon. ”
“It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.”
~Annaeus Seneca
“A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.”
“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have to be nice anymore. ”
“I’m not that desperate and you’re not that lucky.”
“The most effective comeback to an insult is silence. ”
And always remember this,
“Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.”
~Cordell Hull
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I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse :S
That was Hilarious Sarah.. Thanks for adding such a funny quote..
i like this 1 reversed………… ?€œInsults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone?€
so that its insults should be written in stone and comlements should be written in sand.
if you can’t stand me. . . sit down !!!!!!!!
if you think im always trippin then tie my shoes!!!!
If you arn’t popular get some friends from YOUR planet
I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain
i have a cute insulting quotes: ehehe!!
“Don’t flatter yourself…..
I am looking at your friend.”
the best thing about you is ME!
I’m sorry, i’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
I am NOT short, ur just 2 fat 2 see me past ur blubber.
Ur mom.
i have a gift for you, a tombstone with your name on it!!
ur so poor when i walked into ur house and stepped on a ciggerate ur mum shouted who turned the central heating of
Where were you when God distributed beauty?
I’D give you one
. . . . out of ten!
You’ve got a lot of teeth for a cocky f***er
You’d be in great shape,
If your ran like your mouth.
.. I have a couple..
1.) Me and my friends were looking at some cute girls from the back, when we went to ask them out, it was Chris Crocker nd his
Brother.!
2.) Before you came to american, About 2,000 ppl died a year, once you came over a billion did =[
3.) Thanks Alot MOM!
4.) and i thought i had problems?!, look at your face!
5.) I used to look at people while they slept, until one woke up!
6.) Honey, if your gonna be two faced.. at least TRY to make one pretty.
7.) && i thought i loved you..
Until you took off your make-up.
8.) The first time i went to six flags, the person that was sitting next to me on the ride yelled "i love 6 flags!" and one of the Flags blew away.
These were written by me,
Your STALKER =]
.. I have a couple..
1.) Me and my friends were looking at some cute girls from the back, when we went to ask them out, it was Chris Crocker nd his
Brother.!
2.) Before you came to american, About 2,000 ppl died a year, once you came over a billion did =[
3.) Thanks Alot MOM!
4.) and i thought i had problems?!, look at your face!
5.) I used to look at people while they slept, until one woke up!
6.) Honey, if your gonna be two faced.. at least TRY to make one pretty.
7.) && i thought i loved you..
Until you took off your make-up.
8.) The first time i went to six flags, the person that was sitting next to me on the ride yelled “i love 6 flags!” and one of the Flags blew away.
I am not the best but i am not like the rest
don’t hate me because Im beautiful
hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am !
heres a really good i hope you spread the word
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Hate if you want.. u’ll just be waiting your time!!
-TI
I Thought About You All The Day…I Wàs at The ZoO
here’s a good one for girls if a guy you dont like comes up to u… “If I Throw a Stick, Would you leave?”
you have the body of a god, too bad it’s buddah!
“There is no cure for insecure!”
“If you can’t beat me, SORRY!”
“I’m better than your ex, and hotter than your next!”
NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU’RE PERFECT, TRY WALKING ON WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“She’s so ugly her parents sent her to blind camp to find a kid who’d play with her”
“God loves the inept, they’re always at their best”
if u wanna b happy in ur lyf…stay away frm luv..!!
“Your jealousy is flattering and your false words kind…but i see through the malice, i’m far from blind. Your opinions are loud, your goals rather murky but your esteem is low so don’t look so perky.” – Kali Blacke
its people like you that make people like me look good…
Girls have much more feelings,emotions than guys so they can share with many and guys with one….
I can´t seem to forget how calculating was to trim my whiskers while taking a without shower mirrors
..”ii Saw Your New GirlFriend
Thee’ Other Day ..
Shurr She ’s Pretty In Tha
four Inches Of Make-Up
Kinda Wayy”
I like this one : Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river. HAHA!! >:D it always piss him off >:D damn! HAHA!
* your jelours of me now! wait till you find out what your boyfriend did to me
*wake me up when all my haters are dead
roses are red
voilets r blue
god made me prety buh wat the hell happend 2 u
x]
You tell me not to make that ugly face because it might get stuck, But whats your excuse?
I always thought that if you broke a mirror you got 12 years of bad luck. But you didnt break a mirror so what happened to your face?
You call me insecure but yet your the one hiding behind all that makeup!!
hon u call ur self pretty. 131TCH U SPEND A LIFETIME GETTING UR MAKE UP ON!!!!!
I’m not white ! I’m light ! (:
I dont get jealous when i see my ex wuth another guy coz my parents taught me to give my second hand stuff to the underprivelidged!!!!
Humanity is better than wealth,forgiveness is the crown for greatness,silence is the best reply to a fool,friendship and love is imposible with a liar, pride stops progress and makes u a looser ,
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it…Oh wait, you`d probably break the bridge and drown because your too fat to swim. So i guess just cry me a river and drown in it.
BOOM.
“Hey your cute…Oh wait, wrong person”
I made this up for a rude girl at my school wit barely any toes. “hoe aint got no toes!”
“Hey I like your haircut on you. The ugliness of the cut helps draw the attention away from the ugly on your face.”
I made all these upp
can i borrow your face for few days my ass is going on holiday
Twofaced people are confusing, it’s hard to decide which side to slap first.
im not cocky im just better than you, im not arrogant i just got more than you and boy please it aint cocky if you can back it up!
The only clever thing to come out of her…Was Me!!!
”if i were as ugly as y0u, then i w0uld save my ass and m0ve backward”
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