Insults Quotes
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Loading ...Here is a collection of Insults Quotes and Sayings.
Now some real quote to insult some one 
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
~Simon Cowell
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.”
~Johannes Brahms
” I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.”
~ Groucho Marx
“You’re the reason our kids are so ugly.”
“I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.”
~ Johnny Mercer
“Even rabbits insult an dead lion.”
~Proverb
“I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.”
~ Steven Pearl
But, please, don’t insult anybody seriously, some people can take it very seriously
Here are some quotes about insulting someone..
How true this saying is,
” It’d be a terrific innovation if`you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.”
~Katharine Hepburn
Because you see, as Oscar Wilde puts it,
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.”
“If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.”
“There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble.”
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
“The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.”
“It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.”
But one should never an insult for so long, “Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone”
~Arab Proverb
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon. ”
“It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.”
~Annaeus Seneca
“A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.”
“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have to be nice anymore. ”
“I’m not that desperate and you’re not that lucky.”
“The most effective comeback to an insult is silence. ”
And always remember this,
“Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.”
~Cordell Hull
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I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse :S
That was Hilarious Sarah.. Thanks for adding such a funny quote..
i like this 1 reversed………… ?€œInsults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone?€
so that its insults should be written in stone and comlements should be written in sand.
if you can’t stand me. . . sit down !!!!!!!!
if you think im always trippin then tie my shoes!!!!
If you arn’t popular get some friends from YOUR planet
I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain
i have a cute insulting quotes: ehehe!!
“Don’t flatter yourself…..
I am looking at your friend.”
the best thing about you is ME!
I’m sorry, i’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
I am NOT short, ur just 2 fat 2 see me past ur blubber.
Ur mom.
i have a gift for you, a tombstone with your name on it!!
ur so poor when i walked into ur house and stepped on a ciggerate ur mum shouted who turned the central heating of
Where were you when God distributed beauty?
I’D give you one
. . . . out of ten!
You’ve got a lot of teeth for a cocky f***er
You’d be in great shape,
If your ran like your mouth.
.. I have a couple..
1.) Me and my friends were looking at some cute girls from the back, when we went to ask them out, it was Chris Crocker nd his
Brother.!
2.) Before you came to american, About 2,000 ppl died a year, once you came over a billion did =[
3.) Thanks Alot MOM!
4.) and i thought i had problems?!, look at your face!
5.) I used to look at people while they slept, until one woke up!
6.) Honey, if your gonna be two faced.. at least TRY to make one pretty.
7.) && i thought i loved you..
Until you took off your make-up.
8.) The first time i went to six flags, the person that was sitting next to me on the ride yelled "i love 6 flags!" and one of the Flags blew away.
These were written by me,
Your STALKER =]
.. I have a couple..
1.) Me and my friends were looking at some cute girls from the back, when we went to ask them out, it was Chris Crocker nd his
Brother.!
2.) Before you came to american, About 2,000 ppl died a year, once you came over a billion did =[
3.) Thanks Alot MOM!
4.) and i thought i had problems?!, look at your face!
5.) I used to look at people while they slept, until one woke up!
6.) Honey, if your gonna be two faced.. at least TRY to make one pretty.
7.) && i thought i loved you..
Until you took off your make-up.
8.) The first time i went to six flags, the person that was sitting next to me on the ride yelled “i love 6 flags!” and one of the Flags blew away.
I am not the best but i am not like the rest
don’t hate me because Im beautiful
hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am !
heres a really good i hope you spread the word
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Hate if you want.. u’ll just be waiting your time!!
-TI