Humorous Thanksgiving Quotes
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
“Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side ”
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”
“I have had my turkey in the freezer for a year and a half. Will it take longer to thaw?”
“If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say? Do not resuscitate. ”
“In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.”
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
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