Golf Quotes
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Who would have said this other than PG Wodehouse, who compared Golf to measles, “Golf, like measles, should be caught young. ”
And I find this quote by Billy Graham very funny, “The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. ”
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ”
“The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law. ”
“If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.”
“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ”
“Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk.”
“It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”
“Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors.”
“The worst club in my bag is my brain. ”
“The harder you work, the luckier you get.”
“The golf swing is like sex. You can’t be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing.”
“Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration.”
“Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. ”
“The mind messes up more shots than the body.”
“A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible”
“My body is here, but my mind has already teed off”
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Funny golf quotes there. Enjoyable even to the non-golfer since they’re the lighthearted variety. Thanks for the smiles!
Some great quotes here, and some I have heard before but never knew were related to golf. I guess they can relate to life so well because of the many facets of the game!
Thanks for the fun!