George Carlin Quotes
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Loading ...I was never a Fan of George Carlin, but here are some of his quotes that I could digest.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
Religion is just mind control.
The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Isn?€™t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ?€œpractice?€?
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