Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
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Loading ...Don’t think Arnold can be a cold turkey. He can be quite humorous at times, like when he said,
“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”
And I specially found this quote funny “Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving.”
“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”
“Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. ”
“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”
“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.”
“See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing.”
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” But then Turkey is a healthy food.
“Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.”
“Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. “
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