Funny Quotes by Shakespeare!
“He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.”
Words of Wisdom
“I am not bound to please thee with my answers.”
And we keep worrying what others might think!
“I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true ‘The empty vessel makes the greatest sound’.”
So very true..
“I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as water in a sieve.”
For uninvited advice, which we all so want to provide o’ so liberally.
“Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head.”
True at times
“Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.”
Speaks for all of us.
“We are advertis’d by our loving friends.”
The more the merrier.
This one below is Funny but very wise saying indeed from “As You Like It”, Act 5 scene 1
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
And how well he put it:
When we are born, we cry, that we are come To this great stage of fools.
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