We have a small collection of funny love quotes.
P. L. Berger had a scientific angle to love:
In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
Confucius was a great thinker, and this is what he to about love:
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”
~ Brendan Francis
Albert Einstein was also not to be left behind. Even he had an opinion on love..
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Woody Allen said it best when he said,
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”
“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
~Mae West
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
~Melanie Clark
“One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
“It is impossible to love and be wise.”
~Francis Bacon
Also by Zsa Zsa Gabor, another one..
“We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.”
I just love this women,…
“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
~ Joan Rivers
“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
~David Bissonette
“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.”
~Rita Rudner
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
~Woody Allen
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.”
~ Natalie Wood
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Love is a path to the heart that knows its own way.
‘I wasn’t kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret’
‘If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you it’s yours. If it doesn’t it never was’
‘Life isn’t about how many breaths you take. It’s about the moments that take your breath away’
“So let’s play truth or dare, Truth: How do you feel about me? Dare:..Prove it!