Funny Love Quotes
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“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”~ Woody Allen
” A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” ~Samuel Johnson
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” ~Melanie Clark
“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” ~Woodrow Wyatt
“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” ~Rita Rudner
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.” ~Rodney Dangerfield
“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.” ~Josh Billings
“Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.” ~H. L. Mencken
“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” ~Ambrose Bierce
“Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” ~Oscar Wilde
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
~ Albert Einstein
i love him!! <3
people who live in glass houses shoudn’t throw stones…or run around naked.
you cant change a man; unless he’s in diapers.
( i can’t remember where i got this from but when i read it i thought it was beautiful and would like to share it with you)
You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she lived. You can close your eyes aned pray she’ll come back, or you can open eyes and see all that she’s left. Your heart can be empty because you can’t see her, or you can be full of the love you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday, or you can be happy for tomorrow because of your yesterday. You can rememeber her only that she is gone, or you can cherish her memory and let it live on. You can cry close your mind be empty and turn your back, or you can do what she’d want: smile open your eyes love and go on. <3 ( hope you like it )
I crush twice in my life and passed them.
Because their were not my soulmate.
I had men but they never be my men.
Because I never wished to be their dream woman even they does love me.
I have a boyfriend but not my first love
But it is my first relationship
I have had crush and love someone but he was my first love at the first sight.
But I’m not his dream woman/wife
Because I have a man.
But I knew I will never forget him…because I truly love him