Funny Love Quotes
We also have some funny love quotes.
We have collected many types of love quotes and this are some of the funny quotes about love, mostly by famous people.
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”~ Woody Allen
” A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” ~Samuel Johnson
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” ~Melanie Clark
“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” ~Woodrow Wyatt
“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” ~Rita Rudner
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.” ~Rodney Dangerfield
“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.” ~Josh Billings
“Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.” ~H. L. Mencken
“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” ~Ambrose Bierce
“Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” ~Oscar Wilde
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
~ Albert Einstein