Funny Life Quotes that are funny for all occasions

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This is my favorite funny quote

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

A little Macabre, but this grandfather quote is also a good one..

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..

Another eerie quote .. I don’t like jokes that has anything to do with death though :)

“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack. “

Here is another one.. Sometime life can serve you you surprises, just when you think you are honest.. See this saying by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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One Response to “Funny Life Quotes that are funny for all occasions”

  1. Really funny quotes , thanks for sharing

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