Funny Life Quotes that are funny for all occasions
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This is my favorite funny quote
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
A little Macabre, but this grandfather quote is also a good one..
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..
Another eerie quote .. I don’t like jokes that has anything to do with death though 
“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack. “
Here is another one.. Sometime life can serve you you surprises, just when you think you are honest.. See this saying by Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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Really funny quotes , thanks for sharing
WHY AM I TRYING TO LIVE WHEN IM LIVING TO DIE!!
If life gets you down pick up the rocks and start throwing.
If you are at the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.
The greatest life gift i can give to my self is peace cause it’s priceless. Ur quotes are wonderful nd life saving
hahaha..i think this one is nice and funny..!
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”