Quotes and Sayings

” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”

Here is a funny Christmas Quote by W.J. Cameron:

“There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.”

By Katharine Whitehorn, who said a very true reality of what christmas has become, that “From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”

This one is really cute: Open your presents at Christmastime but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive.

“I do like Christmas on the whole…. In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill.  But it is clumsier every year.”

“For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas.  Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.”

This is my best funny, Christmas saying, the comment made by Shirley Temple “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”

“A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a cheerful voice. “Bah!” said Scrooge. “Humbug!”–Charles Dickens

“A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.”

“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”

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