Funny Christmas Sayings
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With the festival coming near, here are some Funny Christmas Sayings and Quotes to send your friends.
” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Here is a funny Christmas Quote by W.J. Cameron:
“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”
By Katharine Whitehorn, who said a very true reality of what christmas has become, that “From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”
This one is really cute: Open your presents at Christmastime but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive.
“I do like Christmas on the whole…. In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.”
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
~ Joan Rivers
“For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.”
This is my best funny, Christmas saying, the comment made by Shirley Temple “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
“A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a cheerful voice. “Bah!” said Scrooge. “Humbug!”
~Charles Dickens
“A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
~Johnny Carson
“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
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I think there pretty funny and kewl
i really like the last 1 and also the first one!
my first coment it says 10:18 am
it wasent
i lovve yu mi friend
emma,joe,rory,matt,tian,harry,indy,and others!
luv yu guyz
merry christmas
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hi everyone out there.
i like the one we’re it says
“i stopped believing in santa when i was six. mother took me to see him in an department store and he asked for my autograph.”
anyway i thought it was funny!
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love always,
asha
*MERRY CHRISTMAS* it’s somfin like 2 months and 6 days till christmas !…. luvin all ma peeps…. ash,amy,alice,eunice,clair,lacey…and evry1 at ma scul !xxxxx
hahaha funny
lol funniest thing is the pic
u rock i lov it all!!!!
HALARIOUS SSSSOOOOO FUNNY I ALMOST KILLED MY SELF LAUGHING IT IS SSSSOOOOOOOO FUNNY I CAN’T BELEIVE IT I EVEN GOT MY 100 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDMA TO LAUGH AT IT!!!
I thought the picutre was so fuuny. I laughed so hard i started to cry.
Hi again, I have a crush on jess, she’s at the top!
Waaat! I just put a reply out 5 secs ago, saying I have a crush on jess, (she’s at the top!) And it didn’t show up! I’m out!
Though the sayings were kinda funy!