Quotes and Sayings

Birthdays are a time of celebration. You tend to forget your birthday, and when your friends and loved ones remembers it, you get a joy profound.

And yet, for some, birthdays mean one more year older, and who wants to get older anyway. We just want to stay young all our live. And since aging has always been a sensitive issue with both Men and Women, there have been many jokes surrounding the age and the birthdays and from there have spawned numerous Funny Birthday Quotes and funny birthday greetings.

Visit any Greeting cards shop, in the birthday section and we get many funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings. Here is collection of some funny birthday quotes from the web and my visits to the local Greeting cards gallery.

The funniest card I ever got, was from my best buddy, who gave me a card that wouldn’t open. It just won’t. The greetings were written in the back.

I would visit greeting card shops just the read those funny birthday quotes and funny birthday sayings.

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”

” The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” And I got some more quotes about age in the age quotes page.

” Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

” The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

” Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’”

“Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.”

” I have been 25 since I was 25″

” As long as there are birthday Gifts, I don’t mind celebrating my birthdays everyday”

Where we all wish to be younger, there is saying “No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

And of course this classic by Maurice Chevalier:

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Add more funny birthday quotes in the comments section.

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