Funny Baby Quotes for your baby’s scrapbook




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I found this quote very funny,

“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.”

And this one too, “If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma. ”

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”

Who would have expected this from Brad Pitt, “Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.” I mean he can be that funny in real life.

And if it is not your baby, you can’t understand them much “My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

And even Matthew Broderick had a very funny quote on babies, “Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”

And the funniest of them all, ” If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”



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