Love Quotes and Sayings

I found this quote very funny,

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? “~
Milton Berle

“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.”

“I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
~Loretta Lynn

And this one too, “If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma. ”

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”

Who would have expected this from Brad Pitt, “Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.” I mean he can be that funny in real life.

“No one likes change but babies in diapers.”
~Barbara Johnson

And if it is not your baby, you can’t understand them much “My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

And even Matthew Broderick had a very funny quote on babies, “Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”

And the funniest of them all, ” If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”

A hare meeting a lioness one day said reproachfully, “I have always a great number of children, while you have but one or two now and then.”
The lioness replied, “It is true, but my one child is a lion.”

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”
~Fran Lebowitz

“Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.”
~Plato

“A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.”
~ Author Unknown

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful.”
~Charles Osgood

“There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.”
~ Winston Churchill

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ”
More baby quotes for your scrapbook.

“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.” ~ Marshall McLuhan

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