Some Divorce Quotes.
Divorce is our favorite pastime, never mind the consequences. Broken families, confused child et all, but fact remains that there are divorces and divorces everyday. Sad, but it is a fact. And since it is such a popular topic, there are many divorce quotes of all genres. Most of them are funny and witty.
Here is a collection of some divorce quotes. Hope you like them.
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
“Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands.”
“When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.”
~Monica Bellucci
“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”
“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”
“Divorce should be the last possible option, rather than something we should be smoothing the passage to.”
“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
“A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.”
“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”
“Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.”
~Rita Mae Brow
“How can they beat me? I’ve been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.”
~Lee Trevino
“She got the gold mine. I got the shaft.”
My favorite divorce quote, “I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”
~Elayne Boosler
“The happiest time in any man’s life is just after the first divorce .”
~John Kenneth Galbraith
“To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.”
~James Caan
“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.”
Lauren Bacall
“Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.”
~Susan Faludi
Some reality, “The divorce was rough on all of us. I don’t blame Hollywood for my family’s problems. But having all of it reported in the press made it more of an ordeal.”
~Kieran Culkin
One the sad side, “When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.”
~Nicole Richie
“We are divorced, we are friends, and we are good parents”
~ Sarah Ferguson
The voice within is what I’m married to. All marriage is a metaphor for that marriage. My lover is the place inside me where an honest yes and no come from. That’s my true partner. It’s always there. And to tell you yes when my integrity says no is to divorce that partner.
And nothing beats this quote that sums it up:
More divorce quotes zsa zsa gabor. She can be so funny. Like
“You never really know a man until you have divorced him”
And “Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.”
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor