Clever Quotes and Sayings
“How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.”
“Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever.”
“Fifty percent of people won’t vote, and fifty percent don’t read newspapers. I hope it’s the same fifty percent. ”
“I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.”
“Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.”
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. ”
“Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.”
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. ”
“Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way.”
“You can’t be late until you show up.”
“Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.”
“To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
“The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.”
“I’m not that clever to do a suicide. I wouldn’t know how to tie a rope in the first place, you know what I mean? ”
“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”
“If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.”
“You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable.”
