Christmas Movie Quotes
“Mortal, we spirits of Christmas do not live only one day of the year, we live the whole 365. So it is true of the child born in Bethlehem.”
“I want an official Red Rider, carbine-action, two hundred shot, range model air rifle.” – Ralphie
“You’ll shoot your eye out kid.”
“”No, you are a hallucination brought about by alcohol – Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl.”
“Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl. ”
“Oh Vermont should be beautiful this time of year, with all that snow.”
“Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit-wit. You can’t fire me, I quit. Seems I don’t fit in.”
“Let’s see, we’ve got a munkle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt and a fandpa for your cousin Leon.”
“I’m too old! I’m beyond hope. Go and redeem some younger, more promising creature…and leave me to keep Christmas in my own way.”
“Yeah, there’s a lot of bad ‘isms’ floatin’ around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it’s the same–don’t care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck.”
“Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?”
“You’ve been given a great gift George – a chance to see what the world would be like without you.”
“And if I reach number one, I promise to sing this song, stark naked, on TV on Christmas Eve.”
