Baby Quotes
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Loading ...Let us start with this funny quote by famous American Humorist Kin Hubbard who said, “The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing”
“There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.”
“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.”
“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”
“Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.”
?€œA baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.?€
Babies can be a bother also, though sweet all the same, as Mark twain puts it:
“A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.”
And as another author puts it , ” Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.”
“A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.”
I found this baby quote quite funny, “If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ”
And as spiritualist Deepak Chopra puts it, ” It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.”
“A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.”
Whoever said that to err is human, the baby quote of that should be “To heir is human.”
“A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase”
Something for your baby!!
And who can ignore the innocent beauty of a child, and as mark twain rightly puts it,
“A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.”
“On a slightly negative note, “A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ”
To give a more positive side, How about this, “Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy. ”
But the best baby quote I ever came across is, ” Babies are such a nice way to start people.”
“It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.”
On a slightly humorous note, “I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. ”
But raising a child can be very taxing too, how better than to put it this way, “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” This is one weary baby saying.
“Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ” ~P.J. O’Rourke
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