Alcohol Quotes
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Loading ...Here are some funny Alcohol quotes that alcoholics and teetotalers would love alike.
“It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ”
“I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ”
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ”
~Henny Youngman
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
~ An alcohol quote on Bartenders
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ”
~Benjamin Franklin
“The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.”
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ”
“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.”
~Bertrand Russell
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ”
“If four or five guys tell you that you’re drunk, even though you know you haven’t had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.”
~Joseph Schenck
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic?€™s best friend ”
“Whisky is frisky but its not risky at all”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to f**k?€
~ George Carlin
“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. ”
“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”
~Galileo
“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”
~W.C. Fields
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!”
“I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.”
~Oscar Levant
“Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems. ”
~Homer Simpson
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ”
~Winston Churchill
“Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink. ”
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
~ Frank Sinatra
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reality is an illusion caused by lasck of alcohol
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nice ill be back to check up on updates
Great quotes.. Most of it really make sense..