“It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ”
“I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.”
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ”
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend ”
“Whisky is frisky but its not risky at all”
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!”
“Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink. “
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