Love Quotes and Sayings

Some Sarcastic Quotes for fun.
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“You have delighted us long enough.”
~ Jane Austen
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
“I would like to live in [...]

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”
“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.”
“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”
“Don’t expect too much of [...]

Here are some Christmas movie Quotes..
“Mortal, we spirits of Christmas do not live only one day of the year, we live the whole 365. So it is true of the child born in Bethlehem.”
“I want an official Red Rider, carbine-action, two hundred shot, range model air rifle.” ?€“ Ralphie
“You?€™ll shoot your eye out kid.”
“”No, you [...]

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”
“The merry family gatherings– The old, the very young; The strangely lovely way they Harmonize in carols sung.”
“X-mas time, mistletoe and wine, children singing Christian rhyme, logs on the fire and gifts on the [...]

Some things that you can use on your Christmas Cards:
This one is by Charles Dickens:
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one [...]

Here is our collection of dog quotes and sayings for the canine lovers.
Dogs have been Men’s best friends, and womens best companions. This collection of dog quotes is dedicated to all the dog lovers of the world and their dogs.
“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for [...]

With the festival coming near, here are some Funny Christmas Sayings and Quotes to send your friends.
” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Here is a funny Christmas Quote by W.J. Cameron:
“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”
By Katharine Whitehorn, who said a very true reality [...]

Here is a collection of Insults Quotes and Sayings.
Now some real quote to insult some one
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
~Simon Cowell
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.”
~Johannes Brahms
” I’ve had a wonderful evening – [...]