Some Kahlil Gibran Quotes for you.

Kahlil Gibran was a Lebanese American artist, poet and writer. He was born in Lebanon and later migrated to the United States. According to wikipedia, He is the third bestselling poet in history after Shakespeare and Lao Tse.
He came from a very poor family and, Gibran did not receive any [...]

Here is a collection of Short Funny Quotes that I found funny. I hope you will find them interesting. You are welcome to add your quotes in the comment.
This is a a funny one.. “Thank God I’m an atheist.”
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” I am glad my Mom [...]

“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“Macho does not prove mucho.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
“I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?”
“You never really know a man until you have divorced [...]

An Art quote on experience “Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.”
Art quote on Mass Audience, “The idea of a mass audience was really an invention of the Industrial Revolution.”
An Art Quote on Labels “I believe that if it were left to artists to [...]

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. English Proverb
This special
Birthday greeting
Is being sent your way,
With may happy wishes
For a truly perfect day.
Happy Birthday
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell [...]

I specially like what Abe Lincoln Said on the price of Freedom,
That, “all men are created equal” is the sentiment embodied in the Declaration of Independence. Now, my friends, can this country be saved upon that basis? If it can, I will consider myself one of the happiest men in the world, if I can [...]

John F kennedy on Idea, “A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. ”
“I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times. ”
“Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or [...]