I found this quote very funny,
“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.”
And this one too, “If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma. ”
“The [...]

I am a part of many e-groups and I receive lots of cute quotes on love. You those fun egroups that you signed upto when in college, and I still get plenty of Quotes and Pictures with this beautiful Cards. And there is this mailing lists that sends out a motivational Picture with nice quotes [...]

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you.
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
True love never [...]

“There is still no cure for the common birthday!” so
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Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. ”
“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives. ”
“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”
‘Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used [...]

There are many Jewish sayings and proverbs like
“A mother understands what a child does not say.”
“A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.”
“I was born Jewish and so I remain, even if that’s unacceptable for many. For me, the vocation of Israel is bringing light to the goyim. That’s my hope and I [...]

Zsa Zsa gabor was more famous for her witty remarks than her acting. She also had some memorable affairs:
From wikipedia:
In the late 1950s, Zsa Zsa had dinner with Frank Sinatra at LaRue’s on the Sunset Strip and spent only one romantic evening with him.
Gabor also had a relationship with Porfirio Rubirosa, a noted Dominican international [...]